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Fidget Spinners are EVIL!

Disclaimer: if you are taking this (or fidget spinners in general) too serious, you might need one of those alternative spinners to relax.

I cannot stress how important this video is! Everyone needs to see this, for whatever reason! Spread the word so that everyone knows about this subtle erosion of morale and merit in our society! And remember not to be spinning a fidget spinner!

Why Fidget Spinners are Evil!

Would you rather hop on a treadmil or walk around outside? It is not a perfect example, because it might be pouring outside, or the treadmil could be squealing. Or the treadmil could be standing outside, allowing you to enjoy nature anyway. But I digress.

Would you rather watch a documentary about volcanoes, or hike up the steaming path up to the crater, where the last thing you see is lava coming up at you, and all you can think before you evaporate is “good thing I brought the ring”? Not the perfect example either, but it illustrates a point. Somewhat.

I guess what I am trying to say is that fidget spinners are simply going too fast. Yes, I know, it can be fun. But have you ever held one against the tip of your nose while it is spinning fast? That is the definition if a mildly-uncomfortable-yet-intriguing sensation if ever I saw one, and there is no telling where it might end.

It all boils down to this: if it was easy to proove to you that fidget spinners are evil, then everyone would do it.

 



The somewhat preferrable Alternative

The spinner I made skips all the devilish traits of those fidget spinners, and gives you a true sense of accomplishment. I encourage you to get into microprocessors and other modern stuff in order to make one that actually tells you how many miles you have walked on it, but believe me, the plain old wooden version does the trick just as well.

Of course you can make this with a little more effort and attention to detail, like sanding or finishing. Just like fidget spinners, you can make this look any way you please, and if you do, you will know that you deserve it. You deserve the satisfaction that this kind of spinner will bring, unlike the empty, hollow feeling that a fidget spinner leaves behind in your very soul.

 

Want more Weird in your life?

Check out my other weird projects or videos. Some of them are okay, I guess, but you have been warned, though. Actually, chances are that you wanted to see them, which is okay, too.

Thanks for checking by, and as always, remember to be Inspired!

 

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